Pizza Rolls are the key to freedom

Day two of the Blizzard....
I woke at nine this morning, more to the fact that my alarm went off in my ear then actually wanting too. I was supposed to be at work today, and yes Reynolds Ford was opened, however i called Zak to see if i was needed. He answered and explained that if i could get over the ten feet snow drifts and make it through the parking lot without falling into a quicksand of snow, then he would meet me on the other end of the building and allow me to clock in. I thought for a few minutes as i laid my head back down on my pillow and came to a brilliant conclusion. Today is my day off. (which it was but my boss told me to make it there at ten) So i told Zak i wont be making it to work today and curled back up into my nice warm bed. Let him freeze to death in the body shop with nothing to do.
I woke again around eleven thirty with Chris rummaging through some stuff. I had forgotten tomorrow he leaves for his ski trip. I was quite sure, and i know this sounds ironic, that they had been snowed out of it... but no. So the only entertainment i was going to have was now leaving Today to start his long drive to Colorado. Well i see it this way, if hes gone all i have to do is get rid of Rion and i can have the place to myself.
Seeing as rent was due yesterday i decided to actually get my butt out of bed and try to make it the block to seven-eleven to get some money orders. Dragging Chris along we both got into my car and off we went. For clarification Chris held onto the safety handles the entire time while i floored the car and swerved all over the road! Now i hate driving, its boring its annoying and you cant do anything. BUT! when there is ice and snow on the road, my car becomes the only amusement park ride I enjoy, and at the expense of everyone else in the car, I make the most of it! So as i'm smiling away driving Chris is turning catholic and quoting the rosary.
after getting the money i realize i'm hungry, and that due to yesterdays blizzard and no money to begin with, we are out of food in the house. I got a gift card to Wal-mart and decided now was the best time to pick up some food for one day. what did i get? fifty dollars of PIZZA ROLLS! yes pizza rolls will set you free! they are so delicious and tasty and make me so happy :))) <------ this is me smiling from ear to ear (or a smile with two chins.. never actually knew what it meant)
Now for a relaxing day of video games, junk food, and if Rion sleeps all day, time to myself. Which should be very enjoyable.
I do however want to point out for those of you who are beginning to wonder if all im going to do is complain or write every little detail about my day down onto the internet like some over zealous pompous prick who thinks everyone cares what he did fifteen minuets ago while in the bathroom, the answer is NO! I'm just bored and the snow has given me little to write about.
I will however leave you with this mind blowing comment: Warm water freezes quicker than cold water, the reason being is because the molecules in the warm water are bouncing around faster than in the cold water, as the warm water molecules frantically bounce around they expel mass amounts of heat and freeze, while the cold water molecules are moving slower and their for to not lose heat as fast. want to try it out? fill a bucket of boiling water and throw it into the air outside, it turns to snow, throw a bucket of cold water in the air outside, it melts the ice.

The First of he Fall of Comedy

I have committed a crime, I have become that which i despise. No not a hipster.... If i ever became a Hipster, and this is permission for everyone that know me and those who see me just on the streets, Pour molting hot oil on me and set me on fire. Watch me burn in a blaze of glory that i many only achieve as i die! NO HIPSTER! The crime I have admitted to is creating this thing you are reading now. A blog....
And as such is a blog i shall point out that the only reason i have created this in the first place (no not to share my comments to the world. The world couldn't care less of my opinion and I couldn't care even less what the world cares what i think) No the truth of the matter is I have been snowed in, and to create something that resembles entertainment I have dropped to the level of writing my thoughts on the internet for others to mull over and laugh at, or consider, (If you are even a sliver of a human being. aka not a hipster.)
I live in a one bedroom apartment with two other people, My brother, and my childhood friend Chris. We have all been snowed in today, and its most seemingly looking like tomorrow as well. With four game systems, and three computers you would think us completely okay with entertaining ourselves. BUT! the problem doesn't lie with all the systems, it lies with the one T.V. we own and the argument of who gets to play on it. Which in the end creates the problem of Boredom!! Which is the reason for this entry.
So after staring at the wall seeing if by some magical will power i have yet to discover i could make the paint chip. No success so i moved on, after obtaining the T.V. for a short amount of time I gave in and decided i did not care how cold it was outside i would muster through the weather and have myself a smoke! ........no couldnt do it, i froze completely and put it out half way through. Which is probably the cause to my aggression and agitation today about being stuck inside.
My nerves however have been shot to the extreme and even talking to my computer in little letters that form a some what intellegent sentence and therefore combining to create a one sided conversation, i am about to blow my stack and scream! so before i break something im going to bed.
GOOD NIGHT NEW FRIEND!
NO HIPSTER!